The Hallowed Christmas Almond

..and such.   [10.12] Let it be known, that on the Second Monday of December, The Hallowed Christmas Almond revealed himself in a box of roasted almonds. This Monday shall from now on henceforth be known as Almond Monday or Almond's Mass. And Almond Monday shall precede a Saturday of great rejoicing. The Hallowed Christmas Almond gave unto his finder, the humble Jonas, a piece of valuable advice, and has showed certain indications that he shall continue to do so until Christmas day.

16th December

“Everyone needs to survive in life.”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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15th December

“Good things come to those who wait, although the while may seem long-ish at times.”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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14th December

“Questions are aikido statements. Or, what is the difference between a statement and a question?”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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13th December

“Show me you ads and I will tell you who you are”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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12th December

“Drink in moderation, and failing that, have cheez doodles at the ready.”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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11th December

“A choir concert is the best way to celebrate this Saturday of Great Rejoicing. For example the KORET concert at Grønland Menighetshus at three o’clock, Grønlandsleiret 41. The 50 kr cc goes to a very good cause indeed and guarantees the giver a genuine Christmas feeling. Be there, or be a grinch!”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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10th December

“Blessed are those who act, for they tend to get things done.”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond

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9th December

“Live your life as though you were the object of a benign conspiracy.”

-The Hallowed Christmas Almond, 9th of December

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8th December

“Om det skulle falle en sten fra dine skuldre, plukk den opp og legg den til din mur.” -Julemandelen, 8. desember Translate

— 1 year ago
The Hallowed Christmas Almond in a setting suitable to his standing.

The Hallowed Christmas Almond in a setting suitable to his standing.

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